You Think That Is A Secret, But It Never Has Been One

by Inspector 34

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An Inspector 34 Compilation

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released February 7, 2018

This time, Inspector 34 is
Jim Warren, Pat Auclair, Ben Kaplowitz, Silas Price, and Alexandra Derderian
featuring
Ben Farley and Ben Dickinson
Recorded and mixed by Jim Warren except
Silas price did Hey Sandy
and
Joel Simches did Big Business Monkey
Mastered by Silas Price
Pocket Cat Records / Sad Milk Collective

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Track Name: Time To Get A Job
Getting hungry
Probably should find some work
Got nothing to do
And holes in my shoes
Can't pay the rent
Somehow the money got spent
I've been having plenty fun not answering to anyone
No one tells me what to do but nobody is paying to
I've been having plenty fun while depleting all of my funds
I've been living like a slob it's time for me to get a job
for you
And I don't know what it's gonna be
It could be literally anything
But I think that most probably
I'm gonna hate it
Track Name: Terrified
Are we all going to die
Before we get it right
Not a chance not even a slim chance not even time to try
But I want you
and I want me to
and I want to live
Like this
Surrounded on all sides swarming with all this life
Not in a wasteland where I might be alive
but alone and terrified all by myself and terrified
I'm terrified
You better believe it I'm fucking terrified
of everything that I see and everything that I hear and everyone that knows or doesn't know me
They're all a part of the world I think I'm just terrified of the world because it's out to get us I swear
It's really just the worst
And I can't take it anymore
I don't know what I'm gonna do
And I don't know how you can stand it
How the fuck can you stand it
Going around like there's nothing going on
And it's not gonna be okay but I gotta keep telling myself it's gonna be okay so
Let's all go dancing
Wee hoo ha ha hoo
I'm laughing at you and you and you and you
ha ha ha ha ha
Track Name: Waiting for the Next Cup
I can't drink coffee anymore
so this is how I feel now
But one of these days I'm going to get myself a cup
Gonna walk right into town and tell them to fill her up
Oh when that day comes things will pick right back up
Life will get better and turn around my luck
But I'm sick of waiting and I just want to know when
That day will come
Track Name: Alright (Adventure Panic)
Outside Going Somewhere Exciting
Inside Leaving For A Great Journey
Adventurous and daring
Lead you/us to great peril
Oh no
And now I don't know what to do
Why put me in charge of you
I can't go on
Leave me behind and move along
Here's a thought, let's all just run and hide
Live in a cave, hey, we're still alive
It's all right everything is fine
They'll go away it'll be alright
It's not all right
Thanks to me we're all gonna die
Everyone's gone I can see
It's my fault, why them not me
Aaaaa
But wait
Everything was just fine
We're saved
Everything was all right
It's you
Everyone is all right
We're saved
Everything is just fine
But what
We didn't want to worry you everything was all right
But how
You were really freaking out man everything was just fine
But where
We were all right over there everything is just fine
But why
Think you were having a panic attack or something everything was just fine
Track Name: Sleep Dreams
Take two
I'm so tired I want to go to sleep
Just can't wait until I hit the sheets
Close my burning eyes and let the dreamworld creep
And now it's time to get up
And I haven't had enough
My dream was just beginning
Now the day's starting again
And I've got to go around all day
Pretending I'm truly awake
When all that's really in my head is the desire to go back to bed
Where I can get some sleep in my dreams
I'll get some sleep in my dreams
Yeah I'll be sleeping in my dreams

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